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Stars in HBO's "Game of Thrones" and every single straight man who watches the show wants to fuck her.
Also, she's a complete badass.
Stars in HBO's "Game of Thrones" and every single straight man who watches the show wants to fuck her.
Also, she's a complete badass.
Gay guy: "Dude the plot of last night's Game of Thrones was so insane!"
Straight guy: "Idk dude, I was just watching Emilia Clarke's tits the whole time."
Straight guy: "Idk dude, I was just watching Emilia Clarke's tits the whole time."
by Azor Ahai August 18, 2016
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Get the Clarted mug.The main character in The Big Lez Show, all the other shitty characters hate him but we know they are just jealous of his godly voice, stars in "Ahow" Season 3 Episode 3. He is the most gorgeous thing in the world and I love him. He is famous for his was of pronouncing words and his dry humour which i adore
Clarence Claymore: "The tree is so higher, than, so so hooven"
Clarence: "No sassy, sassy no, don't smoke it, it's for the ophans"
Clarence: "If I can make other people heppy, I'll be heppy"
Clarence: "ow my skin"
Clarence: "Those brutal words hurt my skin"
Clarence: "That hurt my nervous system"
Clarence: "No sassy, sassy no, don't smoke it, it's for the ophans"
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Clarence: "ow my skin"
Clarence: "Those brutal words hurt my skin"
Clarence: "That hurt my nervous system"
by my loose bumhole June 16, 2020
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Present tense: Did you see that girl on the swing set? I’d love to clerge her
Past Tense: You just got clerged!
Present tense: Did you see that girl on the swing set? I’d love to clerge her
Past Tense: You just got clerged!
by The_Clerger June 9, 2023
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He says his "partial withdraw" from the Ukraine boarder is a strategic manuever, but it sounds like a 'Reno's Charge' to me!
by talk2me-JCH2 September 23, 2022
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