santa clause

That creepy guy at the mall who pops a boner in your lap when you sit down for a picture you'll just throw away in 4 months.

Ho Ho Ho...

by Human July 29, 2003

santa clause

Some weird ass old hobo that breaks in your house through the chimney and steal your all your food items like cookies and milk.Santa also knows exactly every action you took that year and will "reward" you accordingly.

timmy:Mom who is the weird man downstairs?
mother: please stay quite timmy and hide under the bed. Santa clause is here
santa: hohoho someone was a BAD BOY

by It's koni May 12, 2022

claustrophobia

Fear of being in enclosed spaces. Not necessarily small spaces, although many claustrophobic people don't like these much either. The main issue is being trapped in somewhere you can't get out of easily. Claustrophobic people may avoid or feel uncomfortable in situations like flying in a plane, being in the middle of a crowd, or using an elevator.

Friend: Now we just take the elevator up to the ninety-seventh floor...oh, I forgot. You've got claustrophobia. Better take the stairs then *sigh*

Me: Actually, like many others with claustrophobia I still use elevators, because we don't let it control our entire lives.

by Leah here January 5, 2009

Tranny Claus

A woman dressed in a Santa suit.

Michael Scott: Don't go over there with Tranny Claus. Come sit on my lap.

by valleymd December 10, 2009

Claustropation

A person suffering from an abnormal fear of being closed in or of being in a confined space while having irregular bowel movements in which the feces are dry and hardened and evacuation is difficult and infrequent.

Philip’s claustropation started to kick in when he found himself trapped in a well after eating an entire block of cheese.

by pip1776 September 15, 2010

Yenta Claus

I love her because she loves me and brings me toys. She is the best Hanukkah magic ever!

I asked Yenta Claus to come to my house.

by Xyreal_95 September 22, 2006

Karl von Clausewitz

Clausewitz was a Prussian soldier, military historian, a prominent thinker, and a military theorist. He is most famous for his military treatise Vom Kriege, translated into English as On War. He stated that warfare is a human activity and therefore it is imperfect, thus it cannot be broken down into a narrow set of rules. He also stated that war and battle are filled with the unexpected. He called these unplanned variables and surprises, "friction.” Only the general who had the genius for flexibility and strategy could minimize the impact of friction, but not completely. He suggested that war was not end itself, but rather a means to an end. Clausewitz also believed that the more serious the objective, the more serious the soldier’s mindset would become, resulting in more violence and bloodshed during a battle. One of his central themes is focusing on the opponents “center of gravity.” The center of gravity could be the enemy’s armed forces, or it could be public opinion depending on the nature and objectives of the war. Just like Jomini, Clausewitz preferred the offensive instead of the defensive. He also said that the best general was the one who remained calm during the chaos of a battle.

"War is nothing more than the continuation of politics by other means." - Karl von Clausewitz

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ December 1, 2009