noob language

A language used by noobs, not understandable by anyone. You can type something in noob language by smashing your head in the keyboard several times.

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u'r talknig in noob language stFU //an, i r teh r00rz liek emin3m, u cna go tO EHLL OR ATLE4St help m3 wit hthIS!!111!!!!!!!1~~1!!``!! LOLLOLOLLOLOLlOoLLOlollLLl u n00b

by Pufi April 28, 2016

Bro Language

In order to be a bro you have to be legit. Which would make you brogit. And by being brogit that gives you the right of bro language. Meaning all who are bros will understand you when you substitute the word bro for any other word.

Ex.
Bro 1--Hey bro, you broin it up this weekend?

Bro 2--Shit bro, fuck ya ! it's gonna be brodacious.


Ex.
Wanna be a bro and bro me that drink?


(bro language)

by Samantha bro March 5, 2009

language centre

the language centre is basically strathclyde`s answer to auschwitz. the old ladies gas all the nignogs, downies and creatures of the sort

that dirty spook just stared at me. drag him out of his coon shuttle and stick him in the language centre!!! muhahaha.

by Ben Ifford October 30, 2007

Language LARPing

People, usually weebs, who pretend to learn a language but don't actually learn anything, they just like to play pretend. People who Language LARP focus on things that they don't need to know, just because they think it's cool, then they get upset and cry when they have no clue what is going on, and stop learning the language altogether, only to say to people "I used to be fluent in (insert language), but I forgot!"

Something that people on reddit.com/r/LearnJapanese/ do all the time.

"Where can I find good anime for learning the Osaka dialect? 藁う(means LOL in Japanese v^-^v)"

"Try actually learning regular Japanese first, you Language LARPing weeb"

by nazicumfarts October 14, 2018

assembly language

The one true computer programming language. All high-level languages reduce down to assembly language in the end.

High Tech Red Necks always code in assembly language.

by daDebil February 29, 2004

girl language

when a girl says and what it means...

maybe later = she is not interested
I'm cold= give her your jacket or give her a hug this is like her permission for you to move closer.
oh ok= you did something wrong

I'm fine= give her a tight hug and say when you want to talk about it i'm here and just hug her in silence

If you don't know what restaurant to bring her to on a date, don't ask her where she wants to go, ask her where she thinks you are taking her, her first guess take her there.

If you don't know what she likes in a guy ask her what her favorite romantic book is. go read it and the guy in the book is most likely what she likes that book is where you get your pointers

One thing girls love is when you are open and honest with them.

Just be a gentleman and be friends with her family it is the best way to her heart.

Boy: I really like her but I don't think she likes me what do I do?
Boy2: I don't know go look it up on the Urban Dictionary or something.
Boy: ok maybe i can learn some girl language

by #beautiful #awesome #smile :) May 8, 2020

Language Professors Hate Him

The spam/hoax ADs that pop up everywhere and claim that you can large 7 languages in 10 days

Bob: "Dude, Imma try that 'Language Professors Hate Him' Ad!!"

Tim: DON'T ITSASCAM!

*bob's computer crashes after clicking on it*

Bob: Da hell?

by The Meeping Quincy November 4, 2012