The Clammy Femur

The creator of worlds and the destroyer of worlds.

"ALL HAIL THE CLAMMY FEMUR!"

by gdrdjjgfuhioiuhguhuiguyguihih7 November 26, 2023

Clammy Chamois

The results of a lot of promiscuous sex where a females sexual organ produces an odor similar to clam chowder

Sorry if it smells like clams, I am having a clammy chamois outbreak.

by marlory allegg December 9, 2011

Clammy craw didder

Performing a foot job after taking off your work socks after a 10 hour shift, almost mirroring the process of whittling a stick to start a fire.

I was so tired when I left my shift at the hospital, the only satisfaction I could give my husband was the ole clammy craw didder.

by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022

clammy cello

The sexual act of having anal sex with a femal whilst sitting in a chair, playing with her vagina with your right hand and her nipple with your left hand, the left hand reaching around the back to play with the far side nipple. This must be done with the female on the males lap, her facing outward.

I fucked a musician last night and decided to give her a clammy cello.

by Coup April 9, 2014

clammy clam

A condition where the vagina becomes too hot for a long period of time, resulting in a moist vagina.

"How was work, Jenna?" "It was hot today, I've got a clammy clam."

by Themaninorangesauce November 18, 2015

clammy pussy

a horndog who’s pussy is always just a little wet; if she has clammy hands she probably has a clammy pussy

Sharon always has clammy hands I bet she has a clammy pussy too.

by horndog1234 January 30, 2019

Colonel Clammy

Someone who's way too fuckin' moist to play xbox.

God damn Colonel Clammy, your hands are too moist to play CoD. foreskin.

by 2moist4u August 16, 2011