chuching

crying while masturbating

"Yo bro, why isnt Jake here going vertical on some kegstands?" "I dunno. He's probably just home chuching"

by daniel nathan barthelomew May 18, 2010

chooching

To masturbate while crying, as seen in "Mulholland Drive."

After going to a funeral and then watching porn, it was time for some chooching while listening to some emo music.

by Souttron, Papa D August 1, 2009

Chucking a Jay

Silently fapping away with a blank expression while staring directly at your mate while having intense intercourse

I was chucking a Jay last night and it totally put him off!

by genuinepoon December 5, 2014

Brain Crunching

Intensely thinking about something obsessively and/or endlessly.

I laid awake in bed for 5 hours last night brain crunching about an idea for my Youtube channel.

by Jordan Newsom May 19, 2016

Cream Crunching

When you smash your meat in the door to assert dominance

Jimmy: "I saw my sister cream crunching last night and called Jesus."
Timmy: "Have your parents post-birth aborted her yet?"

by CreamCruncher69 June 25, 2020

Churchinitis

A psychological condition that occurs in church people who spend too much time in church. It is caracterised by a urge to blow every situation out of a proportion. Simple, conversations between a male and female are viewed by other church people as a full blown relationship or a crush. Actions occuring between any two people of the opposite gender are almost always viewed as more than what it really is.

New guy in church is commenting on a church girls pictures on facebook and is texting her and socializing with her. Because, the new guy is new to church he does not see anything wrong with what he is doing. But because church girl and the rest of the church have churchinitis they begin to believe that he must be in love with her.

by Mamahuhu September 25, 2011

Chucking Lampreys

The act of regurgitating or ejecting one's stomach contents.

Eddie can't hold his alcohol. Give him three drinks and he'll be in the bathroom chucking lampreys all night!

by Limon Lives August 27, 2007