chonk

the process of rubbing a clenched fist up and down your stiff penis untill and white sticky liquid cums out of the end.

he is going to chonk becuase he fancies that girl

chonk by bobbly bobler November 25, 2003

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Chonk

A timid, squirrelly person who tries to cross the street from the middle of a block, or at a corner with no crosswalk, and fails. They often attempt to cross a busy street and fail and have to walk a few blocks to the nearest crosswalk.

Look at that chonk poking his head out between those parked cars. I bet he'll pull a frogger, fail at crossing the street, and have to use a crosswalk in humiliation. what a dumbass.

Chonk by Incident Commander Thad Allen August 16, 2010