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chillaxitate

1. to be calm
2. to be in a state mental chillness
3. to hang out with friends
1. "dude im chillaxitated right now, i just want to stay here"
2. "hey man, chillaxitate its just dog"
3. "hey bro, we should chillaxitate super soon"
by modern-day messiah June 7, 2009
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chillaxitive

a pill taken to both relax the body and help the common problem of constipation. similar to the 'chill pill' just with the added benefit similar to that of a laxitive. side-effects of the chillaxitive include; diarreah, neusea, constipation, swelling of the genitals, and pubic lice.
timmy: "omg omg omg omg i havnt taken a crap in 4 days!!!!!"

jimmy: "jeez timmy, take a chillaxitive"
by studd muffin July 24, 2006
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chitshitter

A person who:
1) chats shit (talks alot about nothing, or starts pointless and irrelavent conversations of vague meaning shit-chit)

2) is renown for their obssesive lying (also refered to as shitshitter - shit-chatter )
1.) ur sum chitshitter, ur always chatting shit!!
2.) y u chitshitting in my ears 4!? mindout!!
by looney December 29, 2003
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Chillitis

To become really chill or relaxed due to a satisfying or overwelming meal, but not so much that you want to pass out, but rather chill out. The following activities that can occur from the following chill session can vary from; watching TV for hours, to playing video games for hours, to smoking weed and eating snacks (resulting in longer lasting effects of the chillitis, yet still no sleeping).

This word is a combination of chill and itis.

Itis, for the most part, results in sleep. While Chillitis results in lazyness and minimal activities.
Nigga A: Yo B, that meal got me still, I think I got the itis...

Nigga B: You feelin' you gonna pass out? There's a bed upstairs.

Nigga A: Naw man, just, you know... chillin', not really tired...

Nigga B: That ain't no ordinary itis, that's what we call "Chillitis".
by Verb X November 19, 2009
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Chillaxitive (copyright 2001)

its a combination of chill and relax or chillax. but put in to the verb form. a chillaxitve can also be something. what ever makes you relax- puts you in your happy place- ex. weed, sleep...
Abhi: i have 5 test tmrw im freaking out!!!
Sean: Dude juss take some chilaxitive and sit down...Bitch!
by Sean N April 21, 2004
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chillspot

A flash website, with most of it's games taken directly from Newgrounds.
Chillspot used to be cool, but now it sucks.
by Dylan (Did you doubt it?) September 1, 2004
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chillaxitoke

smoking weed when one is relaxing, usually after a stressful event
Everyday after work, Malcolm loves to go home and chillaxitoke to take his mind off of the bullshit.
by Murph912 December 20, 2008
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