Chicago Ted

we were fighting infected all across the square
the scent of their blood was in the air

a witch in the courtyard gave us quite a scare
and things only got worse from there

when a hunter grabbed bill and thrashed him in twain

francis was hung by a smoker as he howled in pain

zoey with her pistol and took careful aim
she fired 2 shots, but it was all in vain

just then, when all hope had been burned and bled
the infected all scream and turned and fled

clothed in a flannel shirt blue black and red
came an angel of Badass, named Chicago Ted

with his twin shotguns a blazing, he slaughtered that horde

till he got bored of that, and switched to his sword

his cap coated in blood, while us he ignored
for the thrill of the hunt was his own reward

now he was no chuck norris, dont get me wrong

but ted could do this crap all day long

the survivors lept up and fought along
but ted would do this work for a song

with corpses piled as high as can be
Ol' ted lit a smoke, and howled with glee

as he used his sword to carve knotches you see
into his belt, a thousand times 53

as a tank round the corner, we filled up with dread
but he just laughed an shook his head

with a powerful holler the wild savior said

"NO ZOMBIE IS SAFE FROM CHICAGO TED!"

'Chicago Ted' makes my manhood feel less manly.

by Nobody Worth Mentioning December 26, 2008

Chicago BackHandy

Chicago BackHandy - When a girl eats a Chicago deep dish pizza and uses the grease from the pizza afterwards to give you a hand job.

My grandma just gave me a Chicago BackHandy after we ate that deep dish.

by ReidNate March 4, 2021

chicago necklace

Heavy chains wrapped around your enemy's neck right before you push him into deep water.

You better pay your dealer before you find yourself wearing a Chicago necklace at the bottom the harbor.

by Amtastic May 27, 2014

Chicago

Originally meant "Place of the wild onion". Also called the city with the big shoulders, Chicago might be your kind of town like it was Frank Sinatra's. Then again it might not be your kind of town.

Chicago is also known as Chi Town these days.

by Solid Mantis March 27, 2018

bi-chic

A person who claims to be bisexual, but only because it is hip or chic to be so. More common among women than men. Most bi-chic girls engage in a lot of kissing/making out, fondling, etc. (especially in public), but never actually engage in cunnilingus with another woman and never actually have long term bisexual/lesbian relationships.

Kelly says she's bi, but she refuses to go to that lesbian bar and she has never actually dated another girl, all she does is make out with them when she's drunk.

She ain't bi, she's bi-chic!

by DBT September 19, 2007

Chicago Handshake

A drink order that includes two traditional Chicago drinks (each oh which is sold almost exclusively in Chicago), a shot of malört and an Old Style beer.

My friends are visiting from out of town and I want them to get the real Chicago experience so I'm buying them a round of Chicago Handshakes!

by Mizami October 8, 2018

University of Illinois at Chicago

UIC is an acronym: University Impossible to Complete! UIC is located at the Chicago campus of University of Illinois. (MISSION IMPOSSIBLE for science/medical/technical majors. The exception is music/art history etc majors... majors for fun and to meet the pro bono humanities requirements). If you like a huge school that is too hard, UIC is the school for you!

Example:

I went to University of Illinois at Chicago to learn. Instead I got kicked out, the mission impossible song stuck in my head, and owe half of my future life earnings.

by max9823 August 7, 2011