Cheeming Your Haunches

"Cheeming is like a state of perpetually busting your load in anticipation of something. Cheeming your haunches is like someone that's about to fucking explode from anticipatory energy"-Kerwin

"what else can you do with that peanutbutter Pokimane?" cheeming intensifies
(in the above example, the coomers were about to fucking splooge all over their RGB cherry mx blue keyboards to hear how else eGirls utilize peanutbutter beyond simply spreading it on sammiches)-Kerwin

"Tod: I've been cheeming all week for the last day of high school"
"John: don't you mean, cheeming your haunches?

by gar E May 22, 2021

Cheems Disorder

Cheems Disorder is when the person can't type correctly and replaces the letter with the one next to it.

Texter 1: So how are you?
Texter 2 : idk I'm doing good yoi?
Texter 1 : Do you have Cheems Disorder?
Texter 2 : Yesh I do

by Incooknito April 18, 2021

Cheems Lamguage

Whemn jumst aboumt emvery wormd hams the lemtters "m" and "b" ramdomly plamced in it becaumse it's how Cheems spemlls wormds.

Dude, why is everyone spelling words with extra m's and b's?
Ah, don't worry about it. It's just Cheems Lamguage. You'll gemt used to it.

by Licensed_Nerd July 08, 2021

Cheezy cheems

The dumb dog from that one meme that is made by a boomer

Bruh, my grandpa made a cheezy cheems joke. It was cheems making a father poopy shit joke

by Meme broski April 17, 2022

Spet cheem chesse

sperm, semen, jizz, cum

I jerked off and got spet cheem chesse all over my bed

by Paul Binder June 17, 2008

Cheems (From Pgbr Lore)

Cheems is the noble leader of pgbr he's basicall the god of pgbr and can kill everyone in it by one snap of his fingers, he's also retarded

Person 1:all hail the mighty god, Cheems
Person 9:Who's Cheems
Person 40:idk tbh he sounds retarded
Person 1: he is our all mighty god jesus
Person 1:cheems (From Pgbr Lore) is basicall a dog that was made in a lab

by Kirbywastakenbysomeoneelse?!?! November 06, 2022