Chardka

A glass of Chardonnay mixed with vodka.

That chardka really led to a man unmade.

by RubberBabyBottomBumpers February 24, 2019

Charcoal black

A nigga so black he is invisible to the human eye without the use of a torch

Jesus Christ, he came out of nowhere! That nigga is completely charcoal black.

by Alskdkfjg June 26, 2019

chackling

when you're chuckling and cackling at the same time.

wow! your joke was so funny! i'm chackling!

by jrod jgod August 31, 2019

Chackeny

A chackeny is defined as the distance at which a chicken remains picturesque
1 chackeny = 0.524 miles

That chicken is about a chackeny away

by htesss August 22, 2022

charch

A fake church, with fake people, with a fake god.

What a hypocrite. 'wonder what charch he goes to. hmmm

by metapsyche June 7, 2016

Charcoal Black Pilled

A dangerous level of black pilled where you have lost faith in everything. You see everyone as a scammer including your wife. You think of existence as a scam. Everything sucks. You see everyone as a psychopath.

Charcoal Black Pilled Yarci said - fuck everyone and everything. Everyone is a Psychopath scamming everyone

by 500xaddict October 18, 2019

Charcuterie

An excuse to eat like shit because some twat waffle put a catchy name to it.

Here is 3 lbs of of nitrite filled lunch meat, 1 lb of fat filled cheese and some sodium rich empty calorie crackers.

I can't eat that it's bad for me!

Don't worry its on a fucking wooden board and called charcuterie....you'll be fine

by Salami stretcher March 23, 2021