Charbonnay

When you mispell Chardonnay because the letters b and d look the same to you.

My Washington State driver's license has my name as Charbonnay instead of Chardonnay because I couldn't spell my own name correctly when I applied for my license.

by FlyAway July 18, 2011

Charcuterie

An excuse to eat like shit because some twat waffle put a catchy name to it.

Here is 3 lbs of of nitrite filled lunch meat, 1 lb of fat filled cheese and some sodium rich empty calorie crackers.

I can't eat that it's bad for me!

Don't worry its on a fucking wooden board and called charcuterie....you'll be fine

by Salami stretcher March 23, 2021

Charbs

Short for Charbonneau "see Charbonneau"

I had to write Charbs a check yesterday and I still don't know how to spell his last name.

by Charbs4 January 8, 2012

carburetor

The rush hole of a pipe or bong.

When I took my finger off the carburetor I sucked in so much smoke that I coughed.

by Michael Goodrich December 6, 2006

Charbroil Fair Burger

A special burger that's spiced with Parlsey, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Charbroil Fair Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

charcuterie

French word misused by uncultured monolingual Americans to refer to food platters, regardless of whether there actually is charcuterie (ham, prosciutto, salami, mortadella, etc) on these platters or not

- I made a Charcuterie for my daughter's birthday. It had all kinds of candies!
- What? Your daughter had cold cuts for her birthday ?

by Josh9168 March 12, 2021

charnu

A word used to substitute an inappropriate word used to refer to african americans. It rhymes with bigger.

"Hey BillyBob! That stupid Charnu just got the 20 piece fried chicken bucket with a side of watermelon! That Charnu must of got his Welfare check in the mail today!"

by bert jennings March 27, 2008