carbatose

food coma due to alot of carb intake.

I am so carbatose from eating at the Olive Garden

by Chris Morris August 6, 2007

Carbon Dating

When you cannot find a partner and end up wining and dining a piece of coal. You feel let down after the date never went as well as you had hoped due to one way conversation! Perhaps next time I will join in!

Im so lonely I have started carbon dating

by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020

Carbocide

To eat many fatty high-carb foods when depressed.

Lutz- What are you doing?
Bruno- I'm committing carbocide!

by Jay Hook July 12, 2009

Texas Carbon

In a chemical compound, a carbon atom that has 5 bonds and does not exist in practice - Carbon bonds usually only have 4 bonds. Created from a bathroom stall wall in the University of Michigan Chem Building.

Prof. Karatjas likes to make his tests so hard, you might encounter a texas carbon.

Joe: Dude this is the answer fo sho.
John: Dude, wtf, thats a texas carbon.
Joe: Oh shit...

by Dude1239870 March 9, 2008

Charbel

A cute, amazing guy who can be total jerk one second but a complete sweetheart the next. You are destin to fall in love once you see his eyes! Once you get to know him you can see his true colors but watch out cause every girl wants him.

Charbel is hot.

by blabernun January 8, 2012

carbon monoxide

What a broke ass 1999 Honda Civic leaks from its exhaust.

That girl Crystal claims she has carbon monoxide poisoning from the leak in her exhaust pipe that she can't afford to fix.

by hotchick880 December 2, 2010

carbonoid

The stuff in chocolate that makes yellow labrador retrievers yellow.

Bobo (yellow lab): Hey dad, if you don't give me that chocolate RIGHT now, I'm going to turn gray tonight from carbonoid deficiency!

Dad: Too bad. Chocolate is not for dogs.

Bobo: I'M NOT A DOG!

by Bobotheniceyellow September 5, 2011