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droopy camel

Camel toe on an old woman.

When an old woman wears tight skimpy shorts or yoga pants giving her a camel toe.

Typical style of cougars and senile old women.
For Gertrude's 72nd birthday party she wore her skin tight leggings to help show off her assets. Maybe tonight she will get that nice handsome boy from the college to come home with her.

She arrived at the party and started hitting on the college boy, making obscene gestures with her lips. When she pointed down to her droopy camel, the college boy threw up a little bit in his mouth.
by Nutzen YerMouf January 19, 2018
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Frosty Chameleon

When you blow your load on a girl's face and she is so white that the cum is the same color as her skin tone, making it hard to tell that her face is drenched in sperm.
Bro 1: Dude yesterday I gave my girlfriend a frosty chameleon and she left it on all day!
Bro 2: I couldn't even tell when I saw her!
by capturethefag May 22, 2015
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Branded Camel

A woman who tats herself up with a design permission from the artist. Follows it up by texting it to the artist she stole the artwork from and posting repeatedly on her Facebook page. Purely done out of spite. Same type of woman that would offer the tattoo artist a single mom discount for a price break.
Mike; "She's show you the new tat she had done again!"
Richard; "How could I not see it? She shows everyone walking into the bar."
Mike; "You know she stole the artwork for it?"
Richard; "That branded camel is the definition of a low life!"
by ewpew02 September 12, 2012
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Chabelita

Chabelita is a cool person. She is humble but obviously wise. She is a kind of friend that will support you all the way but only she is not that showy. She is giving, loving and caring but she doesn't know that. She don't know how to react on compliments but she surely appreciates it.
Chabelita gives me present on birthday.
I told Chabelita how pretty she was and she only replied after an hour saying thank you.
by Yxel June 8, 2021
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Spank The Camel

The act of slapping a pack of cigarettes against your palm to tamp the tobacco down into the cigarettes. By tamping the tobacco down in this way the tobacco is packed more tightly for a longer and smoother smoke. The phrase applies no matter what brand is used.
You better spank the camel before you light it... even if it's not a camel.
by bobthecopywriter February 8, 2010
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boyfriend chameleon

changing your life / lifestyle to match that of your new girlfriend. matching your girlfriend's likes and dislikes and forgetting yours
James is a boyfriend chameleon, b/c he used to drink and jerk off to the iPhone, but now he doesn't drink and has a blackberry b/c of his gf.
by jgp021979 December 2, 2010
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Camel Spider

A huge athropod most commonly found in the Middle East. They can travel up to 10 mph, and feasts on lizards, birds, scorpions etc. Many rumors about these creepy-crawlers have been spread by US troops from the Persian Gulf War and the Operation Iraqi freedom, including a very popular picture of a troop holding up one.
Damn, that camel spider is freaky"
by Ogie September 25, 2004
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