calories 

tiny creatures that live in your closet and sow your clothes tighter and tighter every night

oh these calories are ruining all of my clothes!!

calories by anonymous April 29, 2022

Calories 

Calories are the amount of energy released when your body breaks down (digests and absorbs) food.
The calorie is a unit of energy.

“Oh god!- I may or may not have had a bit too much calories..”

Calories by Shaya October 25, 2022

Calories 

Invisible food math

You: “Dude what are calories?”
Me (an educated guy): “Basically, it’s invisible food math.”

Calories by Jjoshyy69420 March 12, 2023

calories 

The energy that is in food or drinks.

"cant live with calories, cant live without calories."

calories by hgfhiohjrigoesra March 28, 2024

Empty Calories 

A quarterback who puts up a lot of seemingly impressive stats, but rarely wins games, rendering his stats useless in the grand scheme of things.

Also applicable for stats put up when the team is down or up by a lot. AKA, not when a game is being determined.

Jay: I am so pumped for my team's new QB, we are going to air it out all season long.

Joel: Hmm, I don't know. All I see is a bunch of empty calories, he may be useless when it counts.

Jay: Ugh, he never wins big games, you are so right.

Empty Calories by Mike109999 March 21, 2022

High Caloriesha

An overweight woman who talks down to others because of her own insecurities.

You’re a high Caloriesha who hates men.

High Caloriesha by The Queen Of Accountability March 31, 2025

High Caloriesha

A high-caloried female who consumes an ample amount of calories.

3 High Caloriesha’s were fighting at the mall.

High Caloriesha by The Queen Of Accountability May 17, 2025