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Or Cameldeans, these loud ass fucks think they are hard asses from Detroit, when they aren't. They are spoiled little shits who are dumber than rocks. Your daddy own a gas station and doesn't pay taxes, now get the fuck out of here. They think they're black, when they aren't. Black people hate them for trying to be hardasses, and get their ass kicked for it. Pussies who can't fight because they need to call all their stupid cousins, who inbreed by the way, and don't fight clean because they know they'll get their ass rocked when 1 on 1. I have to constantly remind them to shut up because they aren't tough. Good ol white boys kick the shit out of them periodically to keep them in their place. Camels suck.
by Spartans! February 4, 2005
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chancea

Beautiful ,smart,kind,mean,respectful,girly girl,
Chancea is a very sweet and gorgeous girl you will love to be her friend
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Chaldean Slipper

When you are going at it doggy style and yell "ye ye ye ye ye" before you "accidentally " slip into the ass.
"Me and this chick were going at it and I accidentally hit her with the chaldean slipper.
by Ye ye ye ye ye September 2, 2021
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Chaleah

A girl with a kindness like no other, yet can be bashful and honest. No matter how much pain she brings through her honesty, she is someone you always want to be around. She can be a bit dumb at times, but she is very hard working and will do whatever it takes to accomplish a task, even if it means sacrificing something of her own.
Chaleah is a great friend and perhaps a perfect lover, but does she have to be so honest?
by ThyFellowMan January 11, 2022
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chaldeans

A lot of Assyrians are too proud of their roots, so they love proving that Chaldeans are really Assyrians.

Let me say, if you are Chaldean, more than likely, you are historically Catholic. The name came from the Catholic church back in the 15th century to break ties Chaldeans (babylonians at the time) from their previous ties identities to other groups. Chaldeans maintain full communion with the Pope in Rome today.

But the Assyrian population is not constrained by the Catholic religion. There are many different religious affiliations with the Assyrian identity, such as the Assyrian Church of the East, Assyrian Evangelical Church, and Assyrian Pentecostal Church, to name a few.

Assyrian Catholics and Chaldean Catholics are ancient people, and chaldeans, syriacs, and assyrians came from one people and then split off into 3 groups, but both groups have evolved, so for anyone to say we are the same people are extremely ignorant.



But let's say we are all Assyrian. Taking this information from the Assyrian International News Agency (AINA), 45% of Assyrians are Chaldeans (i.e. THE MAJORITY). The Assyrian identity proponents want a majority to change their name?

Finally, as a little anecdote, as my uncle/boss was reading the article (he is around 38 years old), he asked me "what is an Assyrian?" If that doesn't clearly illustrate to you why we shoud not change our name, then I don't know what will. If a man does not even know what an Assyrian is, how can we forge through the trenches and call him an Assyrian, something he knows nothing about?



Chaldeans can unite with Assyrians not through name change; it is completely unnecessary and irrelevant. When you say "Save Christians of Iraq" that encompasses all Christians, not just Chaldeans, Assyrians, and Syriacs. "Assyrian" is NOT a great unifier. Whoever decided to start this whole Assyrian campaign is an idiot. It is offensive, unintelligent, and based on hubris. It is the sole reason that there is a division today. I'm happy that Chaldeans aren't laying down and taking everything they are being spoon fed for face value. I am one of those THOUSANDS upon THOUSANDS of Chaldeans.


Chaldeans seperating from Assyrians is older from the Americans seperating from the English. Does that make Americans truly English? NO.


- H.S.
Ashur (assyrians): YOU'RE ALL ASSYRIAN! WE MUST SAVE THE ASSYRIAN NAME SO WE CAN GET OUR LAND AND SAVE OUR PEOPLE!

Brando (syriacs): Okay, let's call ourselves syrian and get the land

Sargon (assyrians): NEVER!

Yousif (chaldeans): Yeah, you tell 'em, Brando!
by swedennnnnnnnn October 24, 2008
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Chaldean

A chalden is originally descended by an Assyrian back in the day around 2000 years ago. To give you a quick history lesson, there were 2 Assyrian brothers who were fighting another army and during the war, one of the brothers basically dogged the other and made his own cult called Chaldeans (chaldos). True Assyrians reference them as 'dogs' and they are the most hated and are deserving of it. if you identify yourself as Chaldean, you are 100% likely to be married to your first cousin and only give a shit about money and about materialistic items. if you know anyone that is Chaldean, their parents probably hate you and their kid is a defect because of the genettic mutation your get when fucking your first cousin.

If you are friends with a chaldo, I personally notify you to immediately stop being their friend
You know Billy is chaldean right?
by real Assyrian March 22, 2019
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Chaldean

Chaldeans are Arab people who are Christians.
I am not American or Chaldean. There are a few things I've come to known while being in the USA.
*Its true, some white people (and some black ) don't like Chaldeans.
*Some Chaldeans don't like white people.
*That's just life - everybody can't like everybody!

But... it's a fact that most Chaldean people are hard working people! And they deserve every cent that comes their way (some young Chaldeans help support of their whole family at home) SO WHAT if some of them or their dad's own liqour stores or gas stations! ( "Your daddy own a gas station and doesn't pay taxes, now get the fuck out of here." ) You get your gas there and buy liqour form them every weekend...!
"SPARTANS" You remind me... no you are AMERICAN JEALOUS WHITE TRASH! You call then "CAMELS" , i call you a COWARD!
I would really like to see you say SHUT UP to a Chaldean - IF I can still see you after that... LOL! In your dreams LOZZZZER! Face it you are the only PUSSY here!

I don't understand why people don't get this! 90% Of Americans have German, Italian, African ect. in their family tree! ( backround ) That means if you only want "pure americans" here... sorry to say there would be maybe 3 left in this country! Yes, they are AMERICAN citizens AND SO ARE some Chaldeans (arabs) that's born here!

If you want to blame someone, BLAME SADDAM HUSSEIN! HE is the reason some Americans do not like Chaldeans(arabs). Because some STUPID Americans think if you are any kind of middle eastern person - YOU are "bad!" Some people dont even know that arabs can be MUSLIM or CHRISTIAN! Saddam Hussein is the reanon that some Chaldeans (Arabs) had to leave the Middle East (Iraq) to come to the USA - that's not so great by the way!

A few last word for you "SPARTANS" and others like you! Chaldeans (Arabs) are getting more and more in DETROIT and all over the USA - DEAL with it! YOU might be working under a Chaldean one day! I suggest YOU change your attitude!

STOP talking shit aboout CHALDEANS - you might get your ass kicked by an CHALDEAN and his cousins HECK make it the whole family! LOL
by loezie November 10, 2008
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