run-away-cation

When parents take a vacation without their kids.

First mom, "These kids are driving me crazy! I need to get away!"

Second mom, "You need a run-away-cation. I suggest Portland, I hear the weather's nice and the shopping's good"

by mom having a bad day September 28, 2010

Stay-man-cation

When the wife removes herself and any children from the presence of the husband and their primary residence for an extended period of time lasting at least 48 hours but no longer than 2 weeks.

My stay-man-cation begins at noon tomorrow. Open house all week boys!

by VannyDaMan June 27, 2017

Hood-cation

When you take a vacation on "the hood"

Don't go anywhere on your vacation & just stay home & the Neighborhood

"What did you do on your vacation?"

"Nothing.. stood home!! Had a Hood-cation"

by J0k3R December 21, 2012

Coma-cation

Coma-cation.
Such as being in a cona referring to its a vacation . Thus a Coma-cation.

My kids have been testing me lately. I need a week long coma-cation ASAP.

by amihatesyou2 April 11, 2022

Meth-cation

What tweakers do when they leave to go somewhere really quick and eend up disappearing for 4-5 days. Finally when they come back they have no clue how long they were gone or what they did.

Tweaker: hey has anyone seen LT?

Joe: She left to get cigarettes 2 days ago and hasn't come back

Tweaker # 2: Yep, she took a meth-cation

by xEllTeex July 15, 2014

Covid-Cation

When you get fired because Covid tanked your company.

Yo! I had this sweet gig at Neiman Marcus. Then their business tanked. I got me a Covid-cation!

by Smarty Cat September 4, 2021

procrasti-cation

It is a self-preservation behavior triggered by feeling overworked. It happens when the number of tasks you need to complete for work exceeds the amount of time spent at work and you begin taking work home just to keep up. You hit a mental wall and procrastinating doing the work outside normal work hours becomes the only break you allow yourself to take.

They allowed themselves a short procrasti-cation by searching for the perfect shortbread recipe before responding to work emails before going to sleep.

by Lookingforsomethingbetter July 27, 2022