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Captain Murphy

The orginal captain of Sealab. A kind but somewhat senile older man. Left Sealab 2021 in episode 33 to fight in the Great Spice Wars.

Voiced by the Harry Goz who lost his battle with cancer on September 6, 2003, at the age of 71.
Murphy: Marco! Hey buddy, you wanna, I don't know, hang out or, play a game?
Marco: I'm a little busy here, sir. Trying to keep a billion dollar research station running smoothly.
Murphy: Ooh, fun! I'll be the mommy.
by Rankojin July 12, 2004
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captain douche

In a classroom or work setting captain douche would be the most egotistical and outgoing guy. He loudly shares his political opinions, life lessons and sexual exploits. He may be a loner or in a group of other douche friends but he far exceeds them with his obnoxious outgoing nature.
"THERE AREN'T ENOUGH CHICKS IN THIS CLASS!"
"I'M TO THE RIGHT OF LIMBAUGH"
"LIBERALS!? WORK! THAT'S A FIRST."

If you hear these types of phrases on a daily basis from this individual, you are dealing with a captain douche.
by slugbeast July 22, 2009
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Captain Levi

A badass from Attack on Titan, he kills a lot of titans, bruh
Captain Levi: *LIVING*

Titans: oh shit
by Jud Nub February 5, 2021
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captainleviseyebrows

Captainleviseyebrows is hilarious
by mllyr0 June 6, 2021
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captain's daughter

The cat o' nine tails. A disciplinary/torture device consisting of multiple strands of leather or rope attached to a handle, used to whip someone. Often employed in naval settings.
"What do you do with a drunken sailor? ...Put him in bed with the captain's daughter."
by Heironymous Bosch June 26, 2006
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Captain Legit

An insult to shame another individual by letting them know how boring their story or accomplishment is.
Tom: The other day i got a triple colateral no-scope in cod, im totally l33t.

John: Well arent you fuckin' captain legit.
by Sportinecronoob August 8, 2010
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Capn' and Captain

The cereal Capn' Crunch with spiced rum Captain Morgan instead of milk. Crunch Berries are optional. This is also known as the white person version of pouring a 40 oz in your cereal.
I was having a bowl of Capn' and Captain so they didn't let me drive home.
by Mai PKMN October 25, 2009
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