cankles

Where you can't tell where the calf fat ends and the ankle fat begins. Who knows? That's the fun.

Bill Clinton likes himself a good pair of cankles. He judged the Miss Cankle USA contest.

by The Fifth Floor May 5, 2009

canklephobia

NOUN: (cank-el-FOE-bee-ah)

One with a fear of the cankle.

"Ma'am, could you please step back? This man has canklephobia and is prone to panic attacks when confronted with a woman with cankles like yours!"

by ZooBG May 14, 2010

cranky cankles

Shin splits or any other leg pain on a fatty.

I've been climbing stairs to drop a few hundred pounds. My cranky cankles are killing me from all the workouts!

by UUUUUU April 18, 2009

cankles

the seamless blend of calf into ankle. accomplished by inflammation, obesity, athleticism or a combinaiton of the three. the affected leg takes on the shape of a summer sausage with a human foot at the end. there is no defintion of the calf because it is obscured most often by fat which spills down over the ankle, hiding it, and causing a cankle to form.

im glad maggie doesn't have cankles anymore, although now im the only one left in the cankle support group

by ChipK September 5, 2005

Canklebandit

Similar to a fannybandit, a canklebandit is someone who 1)Chases only fat chicks, or 2) Has a fetish with cankles, and has relations with them similar to breasts.

Dude, that's the third fat chick you've taken home in a row, are you a canklebandit?

Hey man, I blew my load all over her cankles, man I'm such a canklebandit.

by Dr. Evil Monkey April 6, 2008

Cankle Dyke

A lesbian who is an extreme level of fat

That fat bitch is definatley a cankle dyke

by Toggafreggin September 28, 2009

cankle

A grossly malformed, disproportionate, and tree stump-like ankle that seamlessly merges into the calf, so that there is no singular "ankle" or "calf".

Puhhleeeaaze, girl! You got them nasty-ass cankles that not even Corky would wanna jump yer bones!

by jojo dancer October 13, 2004