East calder Milkshake

When a divorced woman from east calder rides her ex husbands chode dick until he squirts every last drop of cum in his body into her uterus. she then gets pregnant and makes him pay for child support so she can use the money to buy primark stitch pjamas and scratch cards

sean lammond is such an east calder milkshake, he rode cara last night

by Dhdhdhdgshd April 30, 2025

east calder

an absolute shithole. do not recommend

“look at this shithole thats east calder for ye”

by seanlamondtiger April 30, 2025

Cole calder

A bowl cutted fuck who has no concept of a joke and gets no bitches

“Look at this virgin mushroom”, its a cole calder

by Yer deed gran;) January 26, 2022

Calder

When you tell a joke so funny that someone laughs so hard and dies...it wasnt so much the joke that killed them it's was because you laughed so hard while you murdered them.

I'm gonna run a "Calder" on that little fucker.

Calder" jokes always kill it
I wanna "Calder" myself

by Chowdapowda February 5, 2023

sexy calder

when u see calder being sexy!

ooh, sexy calder looks good.

by talbot999999999 June 19, 2023

Clay Calder

literally the best teacher you could have and also writes a lot of books

Clay Calder is my teacher “your so lucky lol”

by Eggmastersophielol April 8, 2022

Calder

Calder is somebody who has nine toes. They also steal your big toes in your sleep by tickling you until you suffocate! Calder is like a sleep paralysis demon but as short as a gnome.

Person 1: Damn, it's a dwarf with nine toes!
Person 2: Yeah, that's Calder. He broke through my window last night.

by the blue dog January 7, 2025