Calamity In Your Dancing Pants

To have one's mind blown. Question everything you know to be true.

"After hearing that Oxford University is older than the Aztec Empire, you had a calamity in your dancing pants."

by Sparky1992 May 9, 2025

Scrotal Calamity

When one knicks ones nether regions as a gentleman. And there is a rampant leakage of haemoglobin via ones testes akin to the bouncing Betty’s destruction of German dams in WW2. I.e. when a self proclaimed idiot tries to pop a blood blister but opens up a capillary.

Christ alive! I’ve just sliced my ball sack. Absolute scrotal calamity.

by Slutty-butt-canoe October 13, 2023

Calamity

ZAYN MALIKS BEST SONG IN THE ENTIRE WORLD STREAM NOBODY IS LISTENING

"have you heard calamity by Zayn?"

"Yes it's the best song."
"I know"

by Xwallst19 April 10, 2022