Cactus

misunderstood. someone who looks like they can hurt you. someone who's intentions are always good but end up hurting people they love due to their nature. beautiful disasters.

She scared me- but her voice was sweet and her eyes engulfed me into a trance. She was a cactus, and I knew getting close was going to hurt.

by messygal August 23, 2016

Cactus

When something is completely and utterly broken. Not beyond repair, but without any incentive to repair itself or be repaired. Can apply to circumstances not just objects.

Bro my wheel just fell of my car, and my car insurance didn't cover it. The whole thing is cactus.

by The Range March 8, 2022

Cactus

Slang term for being really out-of-it; caused by being overly tired, stoned, hungover, or just generally spaced-out, etc.

Person 1: "Wait, what time did you say he was coming over again? I keep forgetting..."

Person 2: "Wow, I've told you like three times.... Cactus!"

Person 1: "Haha, yeah- I'm mad cactus."

by Marti P. B. July 6, 2009

Cactus

A spikey plant found commonly in deserts. Cacti when refering to more than one.

You walk into the desert an there are fairly tall green spikey plants, these are cacti. A cactus on it's own in a desert is near impossible.

by [Hidden for privacy reasons] March 28, 2012

Cactus

An acronym for Cocky Ass Cracker Talking Uber Shit

Yo that son of a bitch is a cactus

by LoLHaPpYFaCe May 17, 2011

The Cactus

The delicate art of having sex 2-3 days after shaving your man-pubes, timing it so that your schlong is at the height of the prickly 'Cactus-like' phase.

Guy's Friend - "So, did you have fun with Jessie last night?"

Guy - "Yeah, I totally pulled 'The Cactus' on her, that's what she get's for never making me a sammich!

by CaptainNMorgan July 28, 2010

Cactus

Someone who gets alot of pussy, but is still thirsty for some reason.

"Yooo I need to get some bro!"

"Nigga you just had sex like a day ago.."

"I knowwww but Im still fuckin thirsty!"

"You a cactus ass nigga.."

by KenjiMishima June 23, 2014