Canosexual

Some sad-act who humps dogs and can't get a girlfriend

oh you dirty doggy *rapes small, helpless dog* canosexual

by Mr.Blobby July 3, 2006

cansexual

The sexuality based upon the principle that if, "you can, you will"

I have a penis you have a hole, I guess I'm cansexual.

by NabePB&J May 26, 2017

Camsexual

camsexual is a person who participates in (or is open to) activities promoting cameras of many kinds.

When someone uses many different types of trail cameras and is not loyal to just one they are camsexual.

by EJTMW June 22, 2019

Carbsexual

A strong attraction to the macronutriant carbohydrates. You enjoy carbs in all their forms. All carbs are good. You rely on carbs to fuel your life. You enjoy trolling your keto friends with pictures of you eating Gummie Bears and pizza.

Hey bruh you do keto? Nah man I'm a carbsexual.

by Elk_newbie February 12, 2020

Calsexual

Someone who maintains a vigorous and violent sexual relationship with their shoes.

Look at Daniel he is such a calsexual.

by les61an July 21, 2020

Carsexual

When someone is specially attracted to cars

-whats ur sexuality?
-oh I'm carsexual

-nice

by DaddyElijah January 2, 2021

Cerasexual

Only being attracted to michael cera

Me: hey im coming out,, as cerasexual

by Michaelceraism January 6, 2021