beef burrito

Will Cotter

Will Cotter, aka Beef Burrito, is the greatest, hairiest, sweatiest Volleyball player to walk this earth.

by MUHS Student Section November 17, 2013

beef lord

The guy you see at the college sport house who looks like a mix of Zach galafanakis and your dad. Definitely eats too many Doritos locos tacos. Can be seen on the roof at a party drinking straight jack Daniels.

Friend one: Omg i just fucked a beef lord
Friend two: WTF is that
Friend one: idk but he thick and smells like old queso

by Minecrafterliv September 20, 2019

Tough Beef

a cow that requires more than the usual amount of punches to the head before its dead.

i was at the slaughter house the other day and bust my knuckles when i came across some tough beef

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

California Beef-Cake Ritual

Light pubic hair on fire with hand sanitizer. Then You take frosting freshly scooped from a chocolate cake and clean the anus with it. Then, you rap your dong with bacon and do a reverse clockwise spin while thrusting into her anus. While hitting a banjo with a stick in the middle of a warehouse surrounded by chained platypus with ski masks.

"Did you try the California Beef-Ritual last night?"

"She was impressed by my California Beef-Cake Ritual performance."

by LinSanity77 November 20, 2018

big beef blopper

The iconic, yet tasty burger from hit show American Dad. The Big Bleef Blopper is a fast food item. Meg from Family guy loves to eat semen on her Big Beef Blopper.

Megan went to RB Burger Shack for her favorite afternoon pick me up, a dripping Big Beef Blopper!

by SluttyPoultry420 March 30, 2023

skin beef

Inmates being held because of rape, incest, pedophilia, etc.

Yo dat niggas up here on sum skin beef. Let's shank his ass.

by blarglesnargle August 25, 2008

proxy beef

When you have beef with someone on someone else's behalf.

Allison has a proxy beef with Zoey because she went down on her friend Caitlin's boyfriend at Coachella behind a bush.

by CristianoD January 24, 2017