by Paul Perreault December 29, 2017
Get the buttsertion mug.A non-geostatonary terrestrial satellite, man-made for the purpose of surveillance. The constant stream of images must be filtered constantly, leading this commentator to suggest that they actually do not actually feed upon the upturned buttocks by night. See *remoras*
by Haricovert November 14, 2020
Get the Buttshark mug.When a female is in a legal battle with a male that she is expected to win because of her gender, but then hard evidence comes in to show that he is in fact innocent. First it looked like the female was winning hard, but in reality she is getting pounded legally, referring to the legal battle between Johnny Depp and Amber Heard.
"My wife is trying to get the kids because she claims that I am an alcoholic, however we have security cameras in our house that shows the opposite!" Said Frederik. "Wauw, you're pounding that woman legally, she must be pretty buttheard!" answered Christian.
"Remember that time were Amber Heard was trying to destroy Johnny Depp because he was a man so no one would believe him?" "Yeah, boy were she wrong! I will never forget how buttheard she was!"
"Remember that time were Amber Heard was trying to destroy Johnny Depp because he was a man so no one would believe him?" "Yeah, boy were she wrong! I will never forget how buttheard she was!"
by Mandasm June 1, 2022
Get the Buttheard mug.A buttsperm baby is sperm that has dripped from the butthole into the cooch causing the mother to get pregnant.
by Engrish January 29, 2023
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by hotdawgs November 19, 2023
Get the buttlearn mug.While most male human rear ends have a substantial amount of butt hair, female humans rear ends tend toward a limited amount of hair in that general region of the human body. A friend was telling a story about a night when one of my friends took a beer can label and presented the label on his undressed rear end to a group of friends. I began thinking that a label of that size would tend to remove hair from where the label was placed on the buttocks.
I thought, “What would a person call a buttocks with copious amounts of hair?”
I derived the word “Buttbeard,” which is a noun and a name for very hairy buttocks.
I thought, “What would a person call a buttocks with copious amounts of hair?”
I derived the word “Buttbeard,” which is a noun and a name for very hairy buttocks.
An example of usage might be, “Jonny had such a hairy buttock that his friends alluded to it as his, “buttbeard.” Or, “John knew that to keep his wife happy, he would need to maintain his “buttbeard effectively.” Or, “Proper grooming of an unruly “buttbeard” always supports marital relations.
by allanrd61 June 2, 2024
Get the buttbeard mug.Talking out of your arse. An update on George Orwells' "newspeak" from the book 1984. Primarily used in reference to the growing use of Artificial Intelligence chatbots to think for us when writing such things as homework.
Hence, Chatbutt as a synonym for Chatbot.
Hence, Chatbutt as a synonym for Chatbot.
by NS268 May 15, 2025
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