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buttcrusticles

Buttcrusticles are the extended and frozen remnants of dingleberries, dinglebombs, buttsauce, or standard buttcrust. Buttcrusticles form in the greater crackal / ass regioning of the carrier during cold weather or during winter months. They often will return to their original form once heated or may fall off on their own in the form of a clinker.
They also can bang together forming butt chimes.
"Man it's so cold I have buttcrusticles banging like chimes in my ass!"

or

"I better go inside and warm up, my buttsauce has started forming buttcrusticles."
by The_Diver August 16, 2011
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Buttcramp

A person that is acting in a way more than that of a nuisance and just below that of a pain-in-the-ass.
Hey dude, I was having a good time until you decided to be a BUTTCRAMP
by Diablogypsy April 8, 2010
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buttcum

buttcum boiii
by stickitinthewhole May 27, 2016
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buttromp

the act of performing anal sex in a rough fashion.
I buttromped her so hard last night she can barely walk today.
by mackdown January 10, 2010
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bumscrumptious

Attractive when viewed from behind.
She was blonde and so bumscrumptious I almost choked on my mojito.
by Harold Beerdrinker January 3, 2011
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buttcrispy

like a rice crispy, but it comes out your butt
"whats a Buttcrispy?"

"its like a rice crispy, but it comes out your butt"
by darwins February 12, 2017
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Buttscrumble

Verb: Something you can do to someone else's butt, but not your own. You grap opposing cheeks, and just scrumble them as HARD and FAST as you can.
New Tumbler Post: I buttscrumbled my cat last night and now I'm in the ER :(
by Sean Righe December 14, 2017
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