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the Gary Busey

The act of mounting your significant other on a wall, restraining their limbs with HDMI cables and ramming a smoldering hot stick repeatedly into their anus and/or vagina while screaming random bullshit (also known as "the Fire TV Stick").
"i gave my wife the gary busey and now she gets all the channels
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Gary Busey's Lips

Love in it's purist form is Gary Busey's Lips
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Gary Busey Eyes

The condition in which someone has eyes with minds of their own and separate from the other eye. This includes one eye blinking (not in a wink either), one eye looking around while the other stays still, and obnoxious lazy eyes. Made famous by actor and trainwreck, Gary Busey. A sign of a crazy person.
Joe- Did you see the new history teacher?
Bill- Yes, she is beyond crazy and creepy.
Joe- I know. She has a wicked case of Gary Busey eyes.
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A scale by which ugliness of an object is rated and can be used to compare the ugliness of two objects.
Internet pirate Maddox frequently uses this scale as a way of determining ugliness.
On the scale, a rating of 0 means least ugly, and a rating of Gary Busey means obnoxiously ugly.
For example, CNN's news anchor Rudi Bakhtiar would get a rating of 0 because she's super fine and a mere glance would result in nothing short of a medium-sized boner and a violent tossing session (despite the fact that she can't pronounce "Saddam")
Guy 1: "Man, that chicks at least an 8"
Guy 2: "WOOF!"
by Bert Bert August 8, 2005
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buseyism

A Gary Busey quote, usually used in a comical and humerous way. Buseyisms are characterized by their absurdity and "beating-around-the-bushing"... That said, they are good weapons to confuse the shit outta someone who's annoying you.
"It's good for everyone to understand that they are to love their enemies, simply because your enemies show things about yourself you need to change. So, in actuality, enemies are friends in reverse." - Gary Busey. This is a buseyism
by Washashaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa January 20, 2011
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