Burgle

A way of saying Burgler....

Im gonna b a burgler... i'll Burgle perople

by XxNovacaineXx February 4, 2009

turd burgling

When one steals someone else's terds without their permission. A lot of the times turd burgulars hide the terds and often place them in a wheel barrell.

The other memember of the tooting twosome enjoys turd burgling from her friends. She steals their poop and hides it.

by Amanda330931 March 3, 2008

gurgle burgle sho-shurgle

A term you use to confuse the fuck out of someone to get out of an awkward conversation. It also a code term for the Illuminati that means "I farted and blame you."

Gurgle burgle sho-shurgle is best used to get out of awkward social situations. For example, saying gurgle burgle sho-shurgle when your girlfriend asks you if she looks fat.

by Dragon Spatz November 1, 2017

turd burgling ass monkey

an insult for someone you stole something from you in a joking manor.

"Give me back my popcorn you turd burgling ass monkey!"

by Ksmak July 22, 2006

Urgle-burgle-durgle-murgle

A way to describe how you feel when someone messes your perfect, and on fleek, hair.

"I felt so... So... URGLE-BURGLE-DURGLE-MURGLE when Sandra pulled out my pony tail!" >:(

by KitCate September 3, 2016

Turd Burgling

When you unexpectedly give someone laxatives, and they unwillingly vacate their bowels, that is what we like to call "turd burgling".

Last night was insane; we were turd burgling like some 'shit witches' last night.

by Doctor_Ew August 29, 2017

Burgle

Showing up somewhere without being invited for example a wedding.

She burgled the wedding

by Minniexox.p March 27, 2023