dirty bukowski

when a guy is so drunk that he passes out while fucking some skank and then wakes up the next morning with a dildo in his ass

Did you hear about James? He brought some chick home from a bar and ended up with a dirty bukowski...

by Dr. Simulacra October 15, 2013

buckobud

A dumb friend , similar to a deer or buck who gets stuck in headlights.

Trevor is seriously like the biggest buckobud.

by 1cam January 12, 2018

bunk bed head

When you remove the matress on the top bunk of the bunk bed, lie on your stomach, and stick your dick through an opening on the bedframe so the other person can suck it

"Damn, we were getting freaky last night! She has a bunk bed and we removed the top matress so she could give me bunk bed head. She sucked my dick like she was a hamster!"

by Herr Schwanze January 26, 2021

bunk sock

a sock to put around the dick to catch jizz from you jackin off

eww man dont leave your bunk socks on the floor

by john mac - da mack dawg October 5, 2004

I'll be in my bunk

A subtle hint that whatever has just occurred was so arousing that the person who said it needs to go someplace private and masturbate...alot.

Guy 1: Look over there, something extremely sexy is happening.
Guy 2: I'll be in my bunk.

by Blargenfast November 4, 2015

Bungou Stray Dogs

Gay orphans with tragic backstories and equally as tragic haircuts. The fandom is full of gay, self-depreciating, mentally ill teens in desperate need of therapy and stability but have a great (and somewhat concerning) sense of humour shipping characters with themselves, this practice commonly known as 'Selfcest'. The fandom is also filled with people drawing their favourite characters as animals like worms and the like, self-aware furries, ironic thirst posts, mpreg, toxic shippers, normal shippers, the absolute Gods that write fanfiction and Dream haters. And somehow it all works, probably based on the collective agreement that Chuuya is the hottest character, and Dazai needs therapy. Everyone is also a Dazai Kinnie.

person 1: You watch Bungou Stray Dogs?
person 2: Yes I do! I'm part of the fandom as well!
person 1: You poor thing.

by Eepers jeepers June 16, 2022

bunk monkey

A girl who visits a dorm room and provides oral pleasures on the top bunk.

Mark, when is that bunk monkey, Katy, coming back to b3? Did she suck your penis?

by superpooper69 March 5, 2009