BunFuck

The act of inserting your penis or just the tip into a tightly rolled bun of hair. With or without lube.

Did you see that chick at the store? Boy i would like to bunfuck her.

by Rodyounganderdraytka February 17, 2009

buffucker

A person who masturbates while waiting for an online video to load.

Dude, he has pringle chips in his beard and all he's wearing is a robe that doesn't fit. He's definitely a buffucker.

by Charlie Brown's Cousin January 2, 2010

Therapeutic Butfucking

The type of therapy when you are the best friend of the group name arjay

Todays episode in the podcast will be THERAPEUTIC BUTFUCKING

by yeetaaron1 July 24, 2023

Bumfuckville

The town of Monument, Colorado. Seriously, the only thing to do there is go cow-tipping. I'm not kidding.

Oh, and moon people from your car at red lights.

Mary: "I'm having way too much fun!"
John: "I know, right? Let's go to Bumfuckville Monument. I've always wanted to feel the burning urge to gouge my eyes out with a screwdriver!"

by The Monument Mooner July 19, 2009

Bumfuck, Missouri

Any small town in Missouri (usually in the Ozark Mountains) that's full of meth heads and crack dealers.

The movie 'Winter's Bone' was shot near one.

Not to be confused with every town in Missouri.

"You think Detroit is rough? Try growing up in Bumfuck, Missouri."

by Henry the Llama May 2, 2012

Needledick Bugfucker

A penis so small that it can fuck bugs.

Holy shit guys, that dudes a needledick bugfucker!

by osufan15 April 8, 2009

East Bumfuck

1) A location of unknown origin where the worst possible shit is likelly to happen.

2) The worst place in the history of ever.

Some fagstack stole my car! By now it's in East Bumfuck!

by Vinic March 31, 2003