Buffet squirrel

One who secretly packs away items from a buffet into a bag, purse, or satchel for later consumption.

Caleb was eying the plate of chocolate croissants before the last of them were emptied into the purse of the buffet squirrel .

by AfungusAmungus August 17, 2018

Buffet Smell

The irrepressible musk that hangs heavy in the air around a buffet table, a pungent odour composed primarily of suitably aired scotch eggs, essentially meatless sausage rolls, pies of indiscernible filling, crisps inexplicably spread across a paper plate and cups of sugarless carbonated fruited pop, usually cherry flavoured. Can cause nausea, particularly when hungover.

'Jesus, I just got hit with the buffet smell when I walked in, I think I have to leave'

'What's with the rancid buffet smell in here?'

'Ian, can you eat your scotch eggs, sausage rolls and pickle pork pie somewhere else? It smells like a buffet in here.'

by ianettegubbins July 18, 2012

Sex-Buffet

Any man who offers his body meat for the ladies to feast on

Despite mild narcolepsy, Popey was still able to be the Sex-Buffet all the ladies wanted to dine on

by Crapfromdastreet April 23, 2015

Buffed

Used in the gaming community, it can be interchangeable with the word "strengthened".

The weapons in the game were too weak, so the programmers buffed them to appease the groaning game users.

by Good Gnus July 7, 2014

Buffear

The irrational fear an online video will buffer

I have some serious buffear, don't let this video catch up on me. Please, play all the way through.

by cam892 March 14, 2017

Buffer of Incompetence

The person that is worse at their job than you. The person that will be fired if there are layoffs.

Crap... Steven got let go; he was my buffer of incompetence. I'll have to step it up.

by benmo88 January 23, 2020

Pickle Buffing

another way of defining blow job

That bitch stephanie wouldn't give up on the pickle buffing until I nutted

by king flawless on da thrown December 22, 2008