by Joshee November 28, 2006
Slang to describe a journey that takes you into dangerous waters, or any other kind of place, or situation.
by Peter Hoagland April 08, 2008
jenny is getting on my nerves, he's cruising for a bruising
by haylielbroad January 17, 2018
When multiple flushes will not remove everything on the inside of a toilet after taking a dump. This can be particularily embarrassing at a house party where there's a single bathroom that everyone is using.
Dude, I couldn't help myself...I had to go. Unfortunately I bruised the porcelin and had to use some toilet paper to finish the job the toilet couldn't.
by jimbobf June 27, 2011
A bruise, commonly found on the knee, which is procured during the game of trust. It almost all cases, it is the fault of the trustee, and not the truster.
1) Their first date must have gotten rowdy, as the next day she had a trust bruise.
2) "Did you see Sarah last night? She drank one too many pink twinks and ended up with a trust bruise!"
2) "Did you see Sarah last night? She drank one too many pink twinks and ended up with a trust bruise!"
by expert_pronunciator January 26, 2010
1) Why is Kory walking so funny?
-He's still dick bruised after that accident with his gym locker.
2) Man, all this homework is really bruising my dick.
Bruised dick hurt mah dick dick bruised
-He's still dick bruised after that accident with his gym locker.
2) Man, all this homework is really bruising my dick.
Bruised dick hurt mah dick dick bruised
by lambrose15 November 22, 2014
by osce March 01, 2009