westboro baptist church

A non-christian church, violates christian ideology while claiming to belive in it, discrinates gay's, lesbians, cross-dressers, transexuals, intersexuals, catholics, muslims and jews. Claims that god hates homosexuals, despite the fact that god was happy with all that he created (as said in Genises) and also is evil. Not to be confused with your average baptist church.

God hates fags!

I think god hates Westboro Baptist Church

by Agent Pennypacker May 1, 2008

bractice

Band practice. Band + Practice= Bractice. Applies for all type of bands ranging from marching band geeks to your shitty garage band.

Hey son! take out the trash!

No mom! I'm going to bractice! One day Im going to be a fucking rockstar!

by Nocturnal_Effect March 5, 2011

brapcrap

The perfect mix of air and poop that when being expelled sounds like hitting the throttle on a really nice 2 stroke bike.

“Bro I thought you were watching my MX highlights in there cause that was one mean brapcrap”

by chHAad January 1, 2021

Westboro Baptist Church

A religious extremist group based in Topeka, Kansas lead by Fred Phelps. The church is made of mainly the Phelps family because nobody else is screwed up enough to join. Phelps's daughter, Shirley Phelps-Roper is the main spokesperson for the church, making appearances on talk shows, radio shows, and the news to be verbally abused by those with common sense. The main focus of the church is that God hates everything and everyone besides the members of the church. In their minds, God's wrath on humanity is the death of our sons and daughters in Iraq. The group is easily most famous for its frequent protests and rallies at military funerals and other funerals that they feel like showing up at. They hold up signs that display vulgar messages and images, trying to get our attention. It gets our attention, but not the kind they want. The Westboro Baptist Church has also been called the most hated family in America, which is appropriate.

The Westboro Baptist Church's main website is called "godhatesfags.com." Another site by them is "godhatesamerica.com." Wow.

by Ellisniss MGP December 30, 2009

baptizing the twins

When you sit down on the toilet and someone left the seat up and your do-dads dip in the water.

I woke up in the middle of the night and wet to the can, but somebody left the seat up and I ended up baptizing the twins.

by nippleboy September 1, 2009

blapty

intoxication beyond the ability to communicate or function with others

Joe took his fifth shot only to realize that he was too blapty to drive home.

Jane was so blapty nobody wanted to be around her.

by beefmissile November 6, 2009

Brampton Broomstick

An incident were a girl was using a broom stick on her washing machine to help herself get off. Then she heard her mom coming down the stairs of her house, and jumped off the washing machine and impaled herself on the broomstick.

Did you hear about the Brampton Broomstick incident ?
Yah I heard R.I.P Jackie Salazar "Pray signs"

by Habsley November 18, 2019