Smooth brainer

A slang used to call someone dumb, stupid, of low IQ, etc.

Origin: As the amounts of folds on the cerebrum of a mammal brain determines the intelligence of the being, having no folds would mean that they have on intelligence.

Ignore them, they're just some smooth brainers

by RAPHlEL March 15, 2023

brainer kisser

someone who kisses girls who just gave brains(head)

yo,did you hear about Donald kissing that brainer
Yeah, He's a brainer kisser

by J frog November 1, 2008

dumb stinky brainer

the best compliment that can be given to someone

Wow hes such a dumb stinky brainer, I love him!

by Dumbguy47 October 15, 2019

Why is that even a brainer?

alternative phrasing for "it's a no-brainer", meaning, "Yes, of course, it's obvious."

"Go see the Hunger Games? Why is that even a brainer?"

by Doctor Science August 9, 2012

occupation-brainer

A no-brainer in terms of either occupational safety or overall health safety standards

Don't be idiotic enough to get wasted and then take to the wheel of a motor vehicle; I mean it's an occupation-brainer in terms of common sense safety standards, no?

by Sexydimma January 27, 2015

No brainer

A person who refuses to do or reciprocate oral sex.

Laura: Does Jake give good head?

Payton: I wouldn’t know, he’s a no brainer so he’s never gone down on me.

by Happy Gilmer November 11, 2018

brainer

(noun) the cerebral equivalent of a boner; the act of being intellectually stimulated and titillated; when you have such a tantalizing and mentally arousing thought that your brain gets an erection.

I was scheming last night and devised such an ingenious plan that it gave me a raging brainer.

by Mr_Blue November 20, 2019