braindead

Literally, when somebody's brain has stopped functioning such that they will never regain conciousness, hence coloquially somebody who is idiotic, dumb or clueless beyond belief. Similar to "too stupid to live".

You dented my car, you braindead fuck!

by Linton July 11, 2003

Briandead

LIke "braindead" but on a new spectrum of thick-headedness; reserved only for people named "Brian" or "Brain"

The answer to the question is 5x+12, not whatever garbage you have... you are so briandead.

by BiggestBrainBoy April 7, 2019

Braindead

A increadibly idiotic individual who hasn't a sustance for anything that is going on. He or she is stupid, retarded, mental, ignorant, annoying, funny to make fun of, or any combination of the previous terms.

"Look at that braindead fool!"

by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006

Braindeadism

A disease when you tend to do something stupidly and not realize what you are doing.

Guy ; I have braindeadism.
Girl ; I know, you keep hitting yourself.
Guy ; I AM!?

by CHINGPINGLING January 17, 2011

braindead monk

someone beyond braindead, to the point of acting like a monkey

"That kid is a braindead monk"
"Yeah he is so dumb."

by boterton December 31, 2017

braindeaded

What happens after shit gets 'craxy'

Shit got craxy at the party mansion. Next day Jono was wondering why he could not function when it occurded to him that he had braindeaded himself. Things are simpler for him now.

by Jono@partymansion February 17, 2008

brainhead

someone who's so stupid, they're smart

"Dude that looks like a bird."
"No you brainhead, it's a super hero."

by vatalanna January 14, 2014