burner kiddie

A person with an inflated sense of self importance, who thinks they will be targeted for hacking by nation states. Talks about OPSEC incessantly without fully understanding it.

Person 1: Mom, I'm going to DEFCON, can I have your credit card so I can buy a phone from the convenience store?
Mom: Don't be a stupid burner kiddie, no one wants to hack you.

by wirepair July 7, 2017

Huggie Burner

A wet, hot fart that seemingly scorches the backside of ones' undergarments.

Oh, sweet lord. That huggie burner damn near melted by pants off onto the carpet!

by Sewn Silent October 8, 2009

bottom burner

The term used for the burning sensation of the anus when taking a spicey shit.

" I say, that curry last night gave me a right bottom burner"

by deadreet August 22, 2011

bottom burner

A person who hits the pipe with the flame on the bottom verses the flame on the top like smoking tobacco or weed. Usually a bottom Burner is not too far away from glass pipe for smoking methafriendomine

Dude -"what's good bottom burner?"
Dude #2 -"methafriendomine...always..."

by bottom burner March 24, 2014

mullet burner

A mullet burner is the greatest fire one will ever get the chance to encounter... If lucky enough. They are generally -, almost always - created by a Tom. If you don't appreciate the mullet burner, leave.

"Look at that mullet burner!"
"You can't camp without a mullet burner."

by whatsapseudonymlol May 14, 2015

Burner

A throwaway prepaid cellphone, typically used by dealers. Used until the minutes are up, then thrown away so they cannot be tapped.

'There is burners all over the street.'

by Jay October 11, 2004

coal burner

A rich blonde yuppie who only goes to clubs that play black music so she can find the perfect brother to piss her dad off with.

That girl from the O.C. is a major league coal burner.

by major_delmac February 28, 2005