deadreet's definitions

bell burner

bell as in bell end "make sure you wash behind your bellend you dirty bastard"
bell burner is the term used for the burning sensation at the end of the manhood which maybe caused by sexually transmitted disease.

"i think that mucky cow down the road has gave me a dose, i have got a bell burner"

by deadreet August 22, 2011

bottom burner

The term used for the burning sensation of the anus when taking a spicey shit.

" I say, that curry last night gave me a right bottom burner"

by deadreet August 22, 2011