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Finn Bolton

a name given to someone who is a fag and an absolute dog cunt, normally has no friends and is not liked by most. suffers from hair loss, and lives in there brothers shadow
by bigboy sjsjdosj March 4, 2019
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Coach Bolton

He is a coach bolton
by treymyboi April 7, 2021
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Bolton

With reference to the inherent tragedy of Michael Bolton's musical compositions. Used as a metaphor for everyday misfortune.
eg: 1
'I lost my job today...'
'Sorry to hear that, it's so Bolton.'
by Hoochiemudlow July 9, 2007
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boltonize

To receive the power and blessing of the voice of the great Michael Bolton. It has the effect of making some things juicier and easing headaches.
This apple is bland.
Boltonize it.
by skeevy December 18, 2013
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Bolton

The Moustache equivalent of a dingleberry. Also Trump's National Security Advisor.
Trump: This Bolton is making me itchy. Itchy to start a nuclear war.
by RandoCalrissian'sBlaster May 15, 2018
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Michael Bolton

Transitive Verb; The act of leaving. To go someplace.
I'm Michael Bolton to the Kwik-E-Mart for a barley sandwich.
by Harry Weininger May 13, 2005
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boltoner

a boltoner is a person that lives in bolton and thinks they are hard and 'tha shit', but really they are poor lowlife scum.
they try to act all cool but really they are just pathetic and shouldnt be allowed outside bolton/horwich area.
look at that tramp over there in the nike Tn Cap... he must be a boltoner!
by john g November 10, 2004
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