Boehner Tan

A term used for an aging man over 50, that may be going through a mid-life crises and spends way too much time in a tanning bed. This look is supported by the current Speaker of the House Jon Boehner, Republican, representing the State of Ohio.

Bill's mid-life crises has gotten way out of hand. First he bought that Corvette, and now he is rockin the Boehner tan.

by THE MADDGAME May 2, 2011

bikehole

Bicycle riders who feel as though they are equal to moving vehicles and proceed to ride in the middle of the road, often 3-4 people deep.

"I almost got in an accident because of a group of bikeholes thought they owned the road."

by rockin' robin July 25, 2012

boehner

State of arousal experienced by a weeping man.

Chopping onions always gave the Speaker of the House a ginormous boehner.

by Tony.97209 March 18, 2011

sees boke

A Sees Boke very nice and pretty, but doesn't believe it. So she is a boke.

Eema: sees boke, sees boke

by fisholoiu February 1, 2019

boke a smowl

a spoonerism for 'smoke a bowl' when there's non-stoners/narcs listening.
the weederism version is 'bowl a smoke'
yes, you can combine the two: 'smowl a boke' if, like, your parents are in the room

joe: anyone wanna boke a smole?
jake: duh, do stoners shit in the woods?

by kahda July 20, 2004

bokel

A pretty pony or miniature horse that prances and preens for all to see. It's mane must always me kept glistening and shiny.

Male-bokelman
Female-bokelwoman

The bokelman was adorned in a rainbow robe and was attempting to have familial relations with the unicorn.

by Rick Flynn October 1, 2006

Brokeh

when you’re taking a pic of the lads and you use background blur to focus on all the homos... sorry homies!!!!! HOMIES!!!!! I meant homies!!!!

Right lads, squeeze in - I want to take a group pic- come on Jared you pure headcase!! Get in here!! ...Yeah don’t worry I’ll use brokeh to make us all look sick af no worries pal

by Juan Tombstone September 23, 2018