ur uncle buncle

the worst insult to ever have crossed mankind. Each time these forbidden words are spoken the andromed galaxy moves 10mph faster to the milkyway galaxy.

cem:ur mom gay haha.
tim: you went that way huh?ur dad lesbian
max: haha such weaklings i shall end you all ur granny tranny
saem: dont worry guys ive got this *prepares his lips* ur uncle buncle

Newsreporter: Breaking!!! The andromeda galaxy is moving faster than ever to the milkyway galaxy

by Fruit the cook March 14, 2018

bruncle-tash

Bruncle-tash's are more commonly found on that peasant underclass known as 'chavs'.

''Ere Dwayne what's going on with your mouth.Are you trying to grow a moustache or something?''

''Nah brethrin! brrrap...I az spent da evening feltchin me bruncledads chocolate starfish,u get me.Now i've got me very own bruncle-tash,itz well wicked.....innit!!''

by chavlosers December 26, 2007

bruncledad

Originated on the site ChavScum.co.uk, used to describe the odd relationship allegedly inbred chavs have with other (male) members of their family.

Probably obviously, it derives from brother, uncle, and dad, and it has been quoted as "merely being uncle dad with 2 extra letters".

No-one, as of yet, has managed to figure out how a person might become brother, uncle, and father all to the same person.

A suitably humourous female counterpart has yet to be coined.

That chavette only has a dummy in her mouth to keep in all the spooge she drained from her bruncledad's nutsack.

by TheACM September 18, 2008

Buncle

A relative that is simultaniously your brother and your uncle. This is possible by your grandfather concieving a child with your mother. The child is your uncle in the way of it being your grandfather's offspring and your brother in the way of your mother's offspring.

Jeff is actually my buncle. Grandad had sex with mom and had him.

by I MADE BUNCLE March 18, 2015

Buncle

A relative that is simultaniously your brother and your uncle. This is possible by your grandfather concieving a child with your mother. The child is your uncle in the way of it being your grandfather's offspring and your brother in the way of your mother's offspring.

Jeff is actually my buncle. Grandad had sex with mom and had him.

by I MADE BUNCLE March 18, 2015

bluncher

A meal in between lunch and dinner eaten with breakfast food.

I don't know why bluncher is not a word in the dictionary.

by neon monkey May 19, 2015

Bruncle

An uncle who is also your bro

Yo unc lets go fishing #bruncle

by \/\/007 December 15, 2017