a variation of a blumpkin. having a woman go down on you while you are in a hot tub and dropping a turd that floats from up under you and hits her in the face like a torpedo.
Dude, I was chillaxin with Barb the other day in the hot tub, she was going down like a pro while holding her breath, but I had to drop one so bad I couldn't hold it. It hit her in the grill and she got the blumpkin torpedo.
by MorningsidePlaya January 20, 2011
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(1)While receiving a blumpkin and getting ready to climax, you turn around and release it into the toilet. It is then mixed up and ready for consumption by either party.
(2)Climaxing in ones mouth, then it is spit into the toilet bowl with the fecal matter.
(2)Climaxing in ones mouth, then it is spit into the toilet bowl with the fecal matter.
(1) Sherry is a freak! After giving me a blumpkin, she mixed up my jizz and shit and treated herself to a blumpkin shake! it was hot!
(2) Once Marge was done blowing me on the toilet, she made me get up so she could spit it out on my poop. She loves mixing up blumpkin shakes.
(2) Once Marge was done blowing me on the toilet, she made me get up so she could spit it out on my poop. She loves mixing up blumpkin shakes.
by Wagatello June 2, 2010
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Jim: Hey how's it going?
Bob: Oh not to ba--AAAAAAuUUUAUUuuuuu YEAH *plop* "HEAD SHOT!!!!"
Jim: Fuck! Blumpkin tournament? You'll lucky dog. I'll call back.
Bob: Oh not to ba--AAAAAAuUUUAUUuuuuu YEAH *plop* "HEAD SHOT!!!!"
Jim: Fuck! Blumpkin tournament? You'll lucky dog. I'll call back.
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