Blump Crain

To give head while taking a shit.
To have oral sex while pooping.
Relieving yourself while getting blown

"Hey brian, that girl sure gives some good blump crain."

by Dave Armstrong October 4, 2005

blump bnut

When a man has an orgasm while receiving a blumpkin

You're glowing! You must have had a blump bnut earlier

by AKEnthusiast June 17, 2019

Blump Call

The act of texting while shitting.

My son just made his 4:00 blump call today.

by Wana2dmax May 3, 2017

Blump-Slump

When a person is saddened by their lack of oral sex while taking a shit.

Jack scheduled an appointment with his therapist to talk about his feelings surrounding the major blump-slump he was in.

by Blump Lee February 12, 2025

Blump and Dump

When a person is giving a blumpkin and after the man nuts the blumper shits all over his cock and balls while the man is still dazed from the nut

Dude, after I brought her home from last night she gave me a blump and dump, don’t worry I cleaned up

by The blumper May 8, 2025

Porter Blump

A Porter Blump is a delicate, complex, and rather steamy process through which an individual is receiving fellatio from another individual in an outhouse or 'Porter Potty' while taking a dumpasaurus rex. The receiver experiences an unprecedented rush of pleasure from the act of defecating and ejaculating simultaneously. The giver feels similar to Tom Cruise.

Hey mom, u wanna help me out with this porter blump?

I straight up gave that thug a porter blump in the cornfield. --Slutty Ho

That porter blump made me sweat like a lesbian's armpit.

by Rim Job Reagan March 25, 2009

Speed Blump

Receiving a blumpkin (taking a shit while you're getting some dome) while driving. This can be done either into a bed pan or just onto the seat if you really don't give a shit.

Rebecca gave you a speed blump last night? Was it in a bed pan or did you just let it fly free?

by MrBeaverK February 23, 2010