Bleming

Something that shines bright in the human eye

The sun is bleming today

by Tayyyyuuuu December 18, 2018

Senator Blumkin

A United States senator busted for soliciting anonymous gay mens-room sex while publicly condemning such acts (Larry Craig, R Id). Such a person is:

1.) run out of the government by his "allies" in the nutcase right
2.) condemned as a hypocrite by the gay/lesbian community
3.) pointed to and laughed at by everybody else

Senator Blumkin's career came to a screeching halt during the summer of '07, but his legend shall live on in infamy.

by skid mark vz September 17, 2007

Double Decker House Wrecker Blumkin AC Slater

Carefully removing the toilet tank cover, dropping a deuce in the upper tank while receiving a blojob from a partner that is taking the browns to the superbowl and positioned backwards on the seat as if AC Slater from 'Saved By the Bell.' After all purging , liberally wipe and if necessary add extra toilet paper to the lower tank to ensure a severe toilet clog.

I caught Hercules bull riding my girlfriend so before I left I gave him the good ole double decker house wrecker blumkin ac slater.

by jaggofilth July 19, 2009

Blumkin

The act of receiving a blowjob while on the toilet pooping.

Sandy gave Jerry a blumkin.

by Evan Foott June 9, 2007

blumkin cornea transplant con feces

while taking a dump and getting fellatio, you ejaculate in your partners eyes then dunk their head into the toilet to get a closer inspection of your defecant and replace their cornea with fecal matter.

plain old blumkins bored her so i jacked off in her eyes and plunged her face in the crapper to give her a blumkin cornea transplant con feces.

by bctcf666 December 28, 2007

Reverse Blumkin

When a girl is taking a dump and giving a guy a blow job

I walked in on my girlfriend taking a dump and she just gave me a reverse blumpkin

by cumstein21 February 12, 2005

blumkin

Giving someone head while they are taking a dump on the toilet

She gave me a blumkin

by Bigboy Jon May 10, 2008