borglefinker

a house robbery during the funeral planning of ones grandmother

this just in! katy perry has recently been borglefinkered! and the law enforcement may know who the suspect is

by klapprew April 17, 2022

Blorgling

To put on your furry suit, sit in a hot room until you sweat so much you can use your sweat as lubrication to jerk off

The young man missed dinner because he was blorgling in his room.

by menace0528 August 7, 2023

Bloggle

Cumming in your hamsters nose, and shaking him until it comes out of his eyes.

I love doing the bloggle with my pets

by Small cock leader September 3, 2020

blarglefarg

interjection - used to express great frustration

"Blarglefarg! I dropped this anvil on my mother!"

"Blarglefarg!! When did this elephant corpse make its way into my cabinet!"

by Bill Holland August 30, 2003

bloglet

a small blog entry, usually one or two sentences about why there is nothing to write about.

Blogger writes: "Today I slept all day. Nothing to write about."

Usage: "I get so pissed off at the way she posts bloglets all the time and never writes anything interesting"

by teargas September 9, 2006

Bloggles

The bias resulting from having read multiple blogs posts either excessively praising or deriding an entity or event. To be affected by "blog goggles."

HipsterChick1: Last week's Titus Andronicus show was amazing, don't you think?
HipsterChick2: Take off your fucking bloggles, you've just spent too much time reading Brooklyn Vegan.

by Conejo Rojo January 7, 2009

Slurgle Blurgle

A Slurgle Burgle is a person who makes out with their toothbrush and date their Anus Cream But smashes their deodorant

Pablo: Hey did you hear about TimmyShortDick hes such a Slurgle Blurgle

TimmyShortDick: *Makes out with toothbrush*

Ramon: Oh yeah! Fucking Slurgle Blurgle

by Chicken Nugget Furious October 29, 2019