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up on blocks

to rob someone completely unbeknownst to them, to steal everything from someone, to 'rob them blind'. to go behind someone's back when they least expect it and take as much as you can from them; the opposite of 'strongarming' someone.
"that nigga earl went off to work and me and flossy came through his crib, needless to say, we put that nigga up on blocks!"
by block dumby August 27, 2007
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blocks

Short for "monoblock," a type of cast automotive wheel. Common in Southern rap, particularly from Houston.
"Sittin' fat down south, rollin' Benz on blocks, mo' scrilla I got signin' with Short Stop..."
-Lil' Will, from Lil' Troy's Wanna Be a Baller
by Adrian West January 22, 2009
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blocksona

a Minecraftsexual's skin or OC that may be worn as a block-suit
"My blocksona is a half enderman half robot half creeper half human with a 64 foot cock!"
by The Minecraft Man February 12, 2021
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blocksi

Honestly if you have this on your devise your are down bad and there is no way to fix it and you should want to die.
Omfg blocksI is on my pc I want to die!!!
by Blocksi December 7, 2021
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Blocksville

When someone makes a joke or a statement/comment about something and it was rudimentary stupid or cringe in real life or the internet blocksville/ ban city is to restrict the person from making anything stupid or cringe again.
Real Life Guy 1/Girl 1: Dude that guy is so sus
Real Life Guy 2/Girl 2: I'm never talking to you again

Internet celeb posts a video saying: Im such a baki senpai dattebayo !!!
Internet user comments: Your going to blocksville for your stupid impression of an anime roleplay
by average teenager. April 9, 2023
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Cock::Blocks

It is when you are software engineer and rename your Code::Blocks because of the reasons.
Damn bro again some dirty work in Cock::Blocks.
by Do Ge November 27, 2018
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Took all your Jenga Blocks and left

When someone you trust uses their close personal connection to you (and their quick wit and resourcefulness) to deprive you of the few remaining items that bring you joy and dip.
Her: She took all your Jenga Blocks and left!
You: Oh, c'mon, it was just my chromebook and all of my friends, forever! haha!
by justspitballing February 17, 2023
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