Jesus- Hey James want to go blotting?
James- Whats blotting?
Jesus- Cant tell you but its funnier than sky high!
James- Christ that sounds fun, lets go!
James- Whats blotting?
Jesus- Cant tell you but its funnier than sky high!
James- Christ that sounds fun, lets go!
by jesuschirstthemessiah December 1, 2010
Get the Blotting mug.Gary was tossing my salad before he slammed me, and after he shot his load up my ass, I gave him a crazy straw and made him go shrimp boating, it was to die for!
by El Donko Puncho May 29, 2009
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The act of motorboating the male genitalia. You lift the banana (penis) out of the way and move your face side to side on the coconuts (testicles) while imitating the noise of a boat motor.
by Charlie's devils October 23, 2010
Get the Banana Boating mug.A form of transportation used by the Vikings in which many slaves sat and rowed in unison to propel a boat or arch. In modern times, it is commonly referred to as Rowing or Crew, however, these are indeed wrong titles for the art.
Guy: Hey! Did you see those people over there Viking Boating on the lake the lake the other day?
Girl: Yeah, I saw them. I stupidly thought it was crew or rowing, thanks for clearing that up for me.
Guy: No problem.
Girl: Yeah, I saw them. I stupidly thought it was crew or rowing, thanks for clearing that up for me.
Guy: No problem.
by niks luds March 15, 2010
Get the Viking Boating mug.Similar to the motor boating, where you smother your face in a woman's large boobs, the Paddle Boating is when you use your tongue to "paddle" a girls vagina.
(Guy) "Where you going today with your girlfriend?"
(Guy2) "Hopefully we'll go Paddle Boating, but if she's on her period, it's a no go."
(Guy2) "Hopefully we'll go Paddle Boating, but if she's on her period, it's a no go."
by Sinful Divinity October 2, 2012
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Buck: Yeah, I heard he was motor-boating that hot piece of ass.
Michael: Yeah, sick she was UGLY.
Buck: But it wasn't down there, it was up top.
Buck: Yeah, I heard he was motor-boating that hot piece of ass.
Michael: Yeah, sick she was UGLY.
Buck: But it wasn't down there, it was up top.
by Rora Marie January 2, 2008
Get the Motor-Boating mug.The act of discrediting a political opponent by making exaggurated or outrightly false claims about his/her character and past actions.
Coined from the 2004 US Presidential campaign, where the the conservative group Swift Boat Veterans for Truth aired a commercial criticizing democrat John Kerry's reputation as a war hero in Vietnam. It has since become a popular term with leftist journalists.
Coined from the 2004 US Presidential campaign, where the the conservative group Swift Boat Veterans for Truth aired a commercial criticizing democrat John Kerry's reputation as a war hero in Vietnam. It has since become a popular term with leftist journalists.
Jed: Sylva says she's against the war, but she has no idea about how much it protects our country. It's not like she actually earned her PhD in political science - her daddy has influence at that college.
Alex: Dude, stop swift boating my girlfriend!
Alex: Dude, stop swift boating my girlfriend!
by ItsumademoOtaku September 8, 2005
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