blitzshit

Point of no return when needing a shit i.e. When the event is completed before the cheeks touch the seat. See also turbo dump.

" Where's the whiff shed man, I need a blitzshit, this turd tornado waits no man"

by KD May 12, 2015

blitz survival games

A huge cell of cancer

'I was diagnosed with cancer, must be Blitz Survival Games'

by honeybooboooooboo August 20, 2017

Boomer Blitz

Old people violently hatefucking.

Man, I thought I was walking into a great orgy from what I heard, but when I got there all I saw was a big fucking boomer blitz!

by Dr Indian November 25, 2019

blitzkrieg shit

When you are taking a shit and you push very hard so the fecal matter comes out "lightning fast" and there is no need to wipe.

I just took a hella intense blitzkrieg shit at wendy's.

by bizitch October 10, 2006

Blitz Team

The Blitz Team is a certain group of people that follow Mr. Bruce Blitz on YouTube and other social media outlets.

These fans are made up of sports fans and pro wrestling fans.

I have just joined the Blitz Team.
You should join the Blitz Team.

by Mr. Blitz Team December 16, 2013

Blitzed

An adjective, used when one is heavily under the influence, most often alcohol or marijuana.

"We were absolutely blitzed after finishing off that case of beer."

by Drew M. February 6, 2006

wisconsin blitzkrieg

A sexual act that involves one person having cheese curds stuffed in his anus then being sodomized by multiple men to completion. Typically, the man then shits out the resulting mixture of feces, semen, and cheese into a bowl, which is then served with milk and beer during Packers games.

"Hey man, since the big game is on tomorrow we were thinking of doing a Wisconsin Blitzkrieg tonight so we have some snacks for tomorrow!"

"That's fine by me, just so long as I'm not the receiver this time. My asshole is still sore and I'm still burping up a taste of semen and cheese. "
" Naw, I'm going to receive this time, I'm feeling pretty sad.... Since I live in Wisconsin."
"Ya, I hear you Man. Wisconsin blows. "

by WORSTCOMEDY March 28, 2015