Hipster-blister

The physical manifestation of the pain hipsters inflict upon society.

George: Man, this blister has been around ever since Bon Iver!!

Paul: What you've got there is a hipster-blister. Rub some dirt on it and stop wearing those Toms shoes, it'll go away.

by 3bonie November 23, 2011

bripster

one who is both a bro and a hipster

a bripster might say, "dude, i like kenny v. spenny AND kaki king."

by cheesecrackers January 14, 2009

Blister

A fan of albertsstuff, or flamingo. These fans are young sometimes so can be toxic but most of them are super sweet. A lot of people hate on them for liking flamingo though.

Hater: imagine watching flamingo
Blister: imagine spending your time on someone you hate

by Khloeisdabest September 21, 2020

Food Blister

A persons stomach when it completely fills their shirt to the max, even stretching it.

Man you better stop eating, your food blister is getting big.

by mahoobu September 12, 2011

Blistered

to be extremely intoxicated

Did you see Vanessa last night? She was Blistered, yo.

by southern_discomfort81 September 12, 2004

fister blister

when you fist a girl so hard she gets a blister on her vagina which you call a fister blister

Sarah was being a bitch so I gave her the fister blister

by Hiawatha November 12, 2006

Blistered

the term "blistered" is used to describe a state of uber inebriation, often due to inhilation of marijuana smoke.

Dude, I was so blistered at that party last night, I couldn't feel my nipples.

by Jimmy Ruuu June 2, 2008