Blimpanzee

A morbidly obese black who's inevitable demise is only ever one chocolate bar away.

'The witless, waddling Blimpanzees Diane and David were oblivious to the pandemonium and carnage caused by their impenetrable fumes of sweaty piss pong which instantly triggered a government cobra meeting as the windowless chamber was being evacuated.

The natural immunity of the brainless fat fucks Diane and David allowed them to remain calm and seated during the entire crisis'.

by Herbie Dongsporran May 9, 2022

blimp

tradition in northern ireland. e.g: when a blimp flies by ur house and you see it you point at it and shout "BLIMP! BLIMP!" you have to say it like a goat. we also do the same for hot air balloons.

"look there is a blimp flying outside" "BLIMP! BLIMP!"

by BigKrissy July 3, 2023

Blomer Blimpson

When you put a donut on someone's cock and give them head.

Yo, I was eating watermelon behind the stairwell, and this fucking crackhead gave me a Blomer Blimpson.

by Edgecs September 4, 2017

Ain't No Blimpzy Way

Ain't No Blimpzy Way! Inspired from "Ain't No Way" but it's using "BLIMP" to advertise to people from far destination.
Like posting on internet in 2023 but. 1930's When we doesn't invent a "SMARTPHONE" People using an "AIRPLANE" or "BLIMP" to advertise to whole city or even near them

"NO WAY DUDE" we're gonna rent a blimp and advertise what i saw on a blimp and ride them to New York City"

Ain't No Blimpzy Way! that man ate burritos like a corn cob. Make him famous!

by CHR1SSY January 17, 2023

blimp cheeks

The condition of having a big fat ass. Not ususally on a male, and usually complimenting a nice atractive physique. The ass usually dosn't waver in size due to anny amount of dieting.

Yo that bitch ass ho Burgandy has some blimp cheaks on her.

by Justin Niles. May 24, 2005

Blimp Sex

Two obese specimens of the human race attempting to copulate (have sex). Often hard to recognize in the wild, as identifying body parts under the massive amount of sweaty rolls is very difficult.

Yo, Fat Bastard and Rosanne Barr are having blimp sex.

by Verb Ninja December 13, 2012

Blimp

Someone who lacks common knowledge, and basic conversational skills. Most of these individuals have superficial knowledge about a topic or subject, and may be worst off than people who know absolutely nothing. Viewed as being aloof and mentally absent. This is in comparison to an actual physical blimp.

He's such a fucking blimp!

That girls so dumb, what a blimp.

by Carmen565 December 21, 2013