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Blevism

The Beleif in the one true Blev, Tyler “Ninja” Blevins, all of your problems will be fixed my the Blev. Having women problems, the Blev will make you a sexy man.

Belever- a follower of Blevism

The 10 commandments of Blev
-Be good to your neighbor
-Praise Blev
-Pray to the Blev once a day
-Praise Blev
-Do acts of kindness
-Praise Blev
-Listen to your parents
-Praise Blev
-Disregard females and acquire currency

anyone who does not follow the 10 commandments of Blev can and will be exiled to the मोठा काळा

मोठा काळा- a big muscular black man that will come at you from behind and violate you in more ways than one
Can i talk to you about the ways of Blevism
by BigShrimpin69 July 29, 2019
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Blevism

Blevism is a religious clan among the gamers
All of the rain is from our lord and savior ninja blev aka blevism
by Niggerfaggot76 July 29, 2019
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Blevin

Kevin got touched by a large group of muscular men and thus in a series of certain events turned blue thus becoming Blevin
Blevin do be vibin do
by Kyle the karrot September 12, 2021
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Monica Blewinski

Da super-hot brunette White House intern who seduced the already-extramarital-affair-prone Bill Clinton into dropping his trousers and letting her give him head.
Okay, Achmed, you may "keel" me for saying this, but hey --- it's a free-speech country, right...? So here goes!! What Prez Clinton did was certainly wrong, but with such big luscious smoochy lips as the lovely Monica Blewinski has, I dunno if I could have resisted a blowjob and warm smooches from her, either! :P
by QuacksO November 12, 2018
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A Blevinator

When you dye you hair blue, shave it all off, submerge a toilet plunger in diarrhea, and cover the end with the blue hair. Slap a Ninja headband on, and proceed to aggressively penetrate a male or female genitalia.
"Your dirty skunk of a mom insisted I give her A Blevinator."
by Levi Spencer December 9, 2020
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Donica Blewinski

A mashup of Donald Trump and Monica Lewinski, inspired by the revelation that Mark Epstein emailed his brother Jeffrey Epstein: "Ask him if Putin has the photos of Trump blowing Bubba?" Bubba was quickly determined to be world famous poon hound Bill Clinton. Monica couldn't be reached for comment but I'm sure she'll love it.
Hey did Epstein tell you? Putin has photos of Trump giving Clinton a Donica Blewinski!
by Reek O'Shame November 14, 2025
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