The Beleif in the one true Blev, Tyler “Ninja” Blevins, all of your problems will be fixed my the Blev. Having women problems, the Blev will make you a sexy man.
Belever- a follower of Blevism
The 10 commandments of Blev
-Be good to your neighbor
-Praise Blev
-Pray to the Blev once a day
-Praise Blev
-Do acts of kindness
-Praise Blev
-Listen to your parents
-Praise Blev
-Disregard females and acquire currency
anyone who does not follow the 10 commandments of Blev can and will be exiled to the मोठा काळा
मोठा काळा- a big muscular black man that will come at you from behind and violate you in more ways than one
Belever- a follower of Blevism
The 10 commandments of Blev
-Be good to your neighbor
-Praise Blev
-Pray to the Blev once a day
-Praise Blev
-Do acts of kindness
-Praise Blev
-Listen to your parents
-Praise Blev
-Disregard females and acquire currency
anyone who does not follow the 10 commandments of Blev can and will be exiled to the मोठा काळा
मोठा काळा- a big muscular black man that will come at you from behind and violate you in more ways than one
by BigShrimpin69 July 29, 2019
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by Kyle the karrot September 12, 2021
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Okay, Achmed, you may "keel" me for saying this, but hey --- it's a free-speech country, right...? So here goes!! What Prez Clinton did was certainly wrong, but with such big luscious smoochy lips as the lovely Monica Blewinski has, I dunno if I could have resisted a blowjob and warm smooches from her, either! :P
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by Levi Spencer December 9, 2020
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