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tweetle beetle

A rare species of a beetle which is found in East Doodleland off the coast of Greenland. It eats penguin fetuses and they often perform complicated mating ritual where two male rivals fight each other to the death by using paddles in puddles, in bottles, on a poodle, eating noodles. It was discovered by the famous explorer Bob Ross DCCCXC. This great discovery was portrayed in Dr. Seuss' renowned book "Fox in Sox". A great expedition to find this species was attempted in 1863 to find the Tweetle Beetle again, but was promptly failed due to weather conditions, mealstorms, and the lacking of the geographical maps that portray Doodleland. Because of this, many people believe that the Tweetle Beetle is just a myth made up by sailors.
Despite the popular belief, scientific evidence proves that Tweetle Beetles do exist. Thank you all for spending your time of this quite pointless endeavor.
by QuestionBear August 18, 2017
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beetle grab

To reach between a woman's legs, from behind, and grab her pubic mound.
-Dude, why have you got a black eye?

-Man, I was stood behind this stone cold fox going up on the escalator and just couldn't resist going for the beetle grab.
by KyralTim March 4, 2008
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Beetledick

When your friend calls you while you’re masturbating using your phone to watch porn.
God damn it Ben, why you gotta keep beetledicking me every time I jack off.
by Mega Dong December 23, 2017
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beetlesnake

A beetlesnake is a person who shows up out of nowhere and you feel like they’re being sneaky or just a joke calling someone a funny name.
Look at this beetlesnakeover there watching us!
by Cjsoto48 June 22, 2018
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Scarab Beetle

My original name for poker players who go all in with absolutely anything over and over. Hence, Scarab Beetle, pushing (going all in) shit around (any two cards).
72 offsuit and you get a full house!?!?! You fucking Scarab beetle bastard!!!!
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
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Beetle Headed Fuck

Noun. A person with a bowl haircut that looks rather similar to the Beetles haircut, or just has big,poofy, spherical hair.
Look at that Beetle Headed Fuck. Don't you just want to push him to the ground and dangle a loogy right above his face?
by MC Marrs July 15, 2010
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Beetle

"Oh hey, is that Beetle?

Yeah they're cool as hell"
by N0iro March 11, 2021
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